Road to nowhere: Apple car not required<article>
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Forget about an Apple Car, everyone, because it turns out that making a car is difficult and everything is just fine in the car industry so it’s not needed. The Macalope is sure no one will be more relieved than Apple that it can go back to making its little gadgets.</p><p>
Writing for
The Columbus Dispatch, Bree Fowler warns that
“Google, Apple face rocky road if they try to become automakers.” (Tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody.)</p><p>
Ah, so it’s nothing but
chocolate and more chocolate and marshmallows and no, that’s not what Fowler means. No, what Fowler means is that auto executives are in a phase between “denial” and “anger” called “denger,” in which one angrily expresses one’s denial to the press so the rest of us have something to laughingly quote in 15 years.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2997524/car-tech/road-to-nowhere-apple-car-not-required.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Road to nowhere: Apple car not required
