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Like lonely hearts looking for love in all the wrong places, these pundits are looking for answers in all the wrong places. Our first ad reads, “You: world’s largest and most successful technology company. Me: trying to jam you into a headline you don’t belong in.” Next up, “You: still largest digital music retailer. Me: getting basic facts wrong.” Finally, the Macalope thinks Microsoft executives are getting hot and bothered by the wrong relationship.</p><h2>Obsession</h2>
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The Macalope has never written a book full of silly pundit axioms, but were he to, this would be in the top five:</p><p>
Any time a new threat arises, it’s always a threat to Apple, even if it’s really not and even if, as more often than not, it’s actually a threat to one of Apple’s competitors.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2158685/missed-connections.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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