Traffic court: Trying too hard for attention<article>
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The Macalope’s not going to tell you his job is hard. As you might imagine, covering the “ridiculous things written about Apple” beat is, on any given day, like being hit in the face with a fire hose spraying nothing but weaponized dumb, a substance banned by numerous international treaties and, more importantly,
morally wrong.</p><p>
Most days all he has to do is open up his
Twitter feed and pick the ripest of the fruits he’s spoon-fed by his intelligent and brutally well-dressed followers. But it’s not all cut and dried like the bales of sweet, leafy alfalfa that Amazing Al’s Alfalfa delivers to the Macalope’s woodland home every week. Some of these fruits hang too low. Many are more like tubers in that they are logically underground in an analogy where height is an indicator of sanity.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3006291/tablets/traffic-court-trying-too-hard-for-attention.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Traffic court: Trying too hard for attention
