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Title: Saving Private Apple: A solution in search of a problem Post by: HCK on September 06, 2015, 03:00:19 pm Saving Private Apple: A solution in search of a problem
<article> <section class="page"> <p>Good news, everyone! Apple may not be doomed! (Offer not legally binding, void where prohibited.)</p><p>Writing for Fortune, S. Kumar tells us “How the new iPhone could save Apple” (http://fortune.com/2015/08/31/apple-iphone6s-force-touch-2/?xid=soc_socialflow_twitter_FORTUNE).</p><p>Could! Might not, though. Still up in the air if Apple will be “saved”. Still… there’s a chance! That’s at least something for Tim Cook and crew to hold onto. Other than all the money, of course.</p><p>Now, we all know that Apple lives under a constant cloud of doom. That much was foretold in ancient prophecy. What is unclear from this headline, however, is what Apple needs to be “saved” from. Is it eternal damnation? The unbearable loneliness of a dark, unforgiving universe? Or is it corn snakes? A dumpster full of corn snakes?</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2980650/smartphones/saving-private-apple-a-solution-in-search-of-a-problem.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article> Source: Saving Private Apple: A solution in search of a problem (http://www.macworld.com/article/2980650/smartphones/saving-private-apple-a-solution-in-search-of-a-problem.html#tk.rss_all) |