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Title: Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA Post by: HCK on March 25, 2015, 03:00:10 am Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA
<article> <section class="page"> <p> The Macalope loves the weeks leading up to a new Apple product launch, when pundits are almost literally crawling over each other like zombies climbing a wall to be the next to proclaim how its totally doomed. In their defense, it's a lot harder to write this stuff with a straight face after these devices ship.</p><p> Writing for the Motley Fool, Timothy Green declares "Apple's $10,000 Watch is Dead on Arrival" (http://www.donotlink.com/e8jj) (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody (https://twitter.com/JonyIveParody/))</p><p> Is it a terrible burden to be clairvoyant? The Macalope imagines it must be.</p><p> Also whatever Green is. The Macalope doesn't know what it is but he imagines it must be really itchy.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2900226/zombie-ideas-all-upcoming-apple-products-are-presumed-doa.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article> Source: Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA (http://www.macworld.com/article/2900226/zombie-ideas-all-upcoming-apple-products-are-presumed-doa.html#tk.rss_all) |