iPad Pro no: Apple’s latest is already proclaimed a failure<article>
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What the heck is the matter with people? Well, when the Macalope says “people” in this instance he means the coagulated meat clumps that write for the
Forbes contributor network and liberated sock monkey sanctuary.</p><p>
Ewan Spence does us all the great favor of explaining how the “iPad Pro's Failure In The Tablet Wars Hands Microsoft A Rare Victory.” (Tip o’ the antlers to
@oatmeal33.)</p><p>
It’s very nice of him as the Macalope is not personally able to decipher the portents of Apple device doom that lie in everyday happenings such as a feather falling from a bird’s wing or certain shapes being burnt into toast. For example, he was unaware that the iPad Pro had already failed. Important information. Good to have. This is why you go to a witch doctor.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3008660/tablets/ipad-pro-no-apple-s-latest-is-already-proclaimed-a-failure.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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iPad Pro no: Apple’s latest is already proclaimed a failure
