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The headline is there to draw you in. The article is there to sucker-punch you in the back of the head. This week we'll look at the most egregious headlines of the week, which all come in one flavor: delicious Apple doom.</p><h2>Epic fail</h2>
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You've read Gilgamesh, you've read Oedipus, now read about a truly epic fail.</p><p>
Writing for The Street, Jonathan Yates brings us
"3 Reasons Apple's $90 Billion Share Buyback Is an Epic Error" (tip o' the antlers to Sam T.).</p><p>
Wait, this article isn't a slideshow? That's just leaving money on the table, Jim Cramer.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2150767/headline-news.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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