Things we know for sure: The thoughts of Steve Jobs are not in this set<article>
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<p>Can you believe it? It’s 2015 and people are still writing “Steve Jobs would never” on their checks.</p><p>
“7 things Steve Jobs would have hated about Apple today” (indirect link)</p><p>Inexplicably, some still pretend to know what Steve Jobs would think about things. No, they will never stop. But, to be fair,
Cult of Mac knows Steve Jobs would have hated these things because [clown horn] honk-honk [slide whistle] doooooooooooop [very long seltzer spray] pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssht</p><p>For future reference, here are the rules about presuming to write about what Steve Jobs would have thought of anything:</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2867126/things-we-know-for-sure.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Things we know for sure: The thoughts of Steve Jobs are not in this set
