Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA<article>
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<p>The Macalope loves the weeks leading up to a new Apple product launch when pundits are almost literally crawling over each other like zombies climbing a wall to be the next to proclaim how its totally doomed. In their defense, it's a lot harder to write this stuff with a straight face after these devices ship.</p><p>Writing for the
Motley Fool, Timothy Green declares
"Apple's $10,000 Watch is Dead on Arrival" (tip o' the antlers to
@JonyIveParody)</p><p>Is it a terrible burden to be clairvoyant? The Macalope imagines it must be.</p><p>Also whatever Green is. The Macalope doesn't know what it is but he imagines it must be really itchy.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2900226/zombie-ideas-all-upcoming-apple-products-are-presumed-doa.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Zombie ideas: All upcoming Apple products are presumed DOA
