Community service: Asking Apple to ditch its competitive advantages<article>
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Was Apple convicted of spray painting someone’s garage door or vandalizing a skate park or skateboarding in a non-skate park? The Macalope’s just trying to figure out why some people think it should have to do community service.</p><p>
Writing for the corn maze of the mind that is
Business Insider, Matt Weinberger says:</p><p>
“Dear Apple: Please be nice to Microsoft” (tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody)</p><p>
Sure, why not? It’s not like Microsoft hasn’t always been nice to Applkcjavclkajdfalekfaelkjacklva</p><p>
Sorry. The Macalope’s hoof cramped up there from irony.</p><p>
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Community service: Asking Apple to ditch its competitive advantages
