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« on: May 24, 2017, 04:05:13 pm »

Basic motivations: Making iPhone 8 headphone news

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<p>Shocking news has reached the Macalope’s furry ears! Wait, can “news” be false? Let’s find out!</p><p>Writing for Boy Genius Report, Zach Epstein says “Apple’s iPhone 8 will basically bring back the headphone jack.” (Tip o’ the antlers to David V and David Gorski.)</p><p>How does one “basically” include a hardware feature?</p><p>Well, one does not include it, is the answer.</p><p>Look, the whole House Cup thing was always a complete sham that was rigged by Dumbledore showing up in the last five minutes to put his finger on the scale for Gryffindor because Neville Longbottom learned to tie his shoes by himself or something. But the Macalope is still going to have to take 80 points from Slytherin for egregious link baiting.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3197693/ios/basic-motivations-making-iphone-8-headphone-news.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>

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