The Macalope Weekly: Off with his head!
This week, Apple reported results that would be the envy of any other company in technology—or, well, in any industry other than oil and gas. So, naturally, people are calling for Tim Cook to be fired. What other solution to this problem could there be, people?! Philip Elmer-Dewitt thinks there’s an orchestrated campaign; the Macalope doesn’t know if that’s true, though; he’s just here to shove some of these orchestra members into their instruments.
A solution in search of a problem
Over at Forbes, of course, they didn’t need to wait for Apple’s quarterly results to get the ball rolling.
Gene Marcial asks “Is Apple Looking For A Replacement For CEO Cook?” (no link for so, so many reasons).
Better questions Marcial should be spending his time pondering are, “Are space aliens living in my cupboard?” and “Is my toaster secretly whispering insults about me to my blender, behind my back?”
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