The Macalope: Stupidgate
Just seconds after Apple announced on Monday that it had sold a whopping 9 million iPhones (comprising both the iPhone 5c and 5s), a number of funny folks on Twitter were outdoing themselves trying to come up with fake headlines about how that would be bad for the company.
Little did they know, truth is dumber than fiction.
Yes, congratulations to Sandy Cannold who, writing for ABC News, tells us “Why Record iPhone Sales Might be Rotten for Apple” (tip o’ the antlers to Michael deAgonia).
Now, just soak that in for a second. Bathe yourself in the warm light of its ass-backwardness. Revel in the knowledge that, no matter how befuddled with old age you one day may get, you will never write something so wrong.
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