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<p>Hang on to your figurative and possibly literal hats, as today the Macalope brings a strange, fantastic tale of unbelievable Apple punditry!</p><p>Writing for
Business Insider—also known as anti-Apple central—Jay Yarow says
“It’s Pretty Clear That Apple Is Winning The War With Samsung” (tip o’ the antlers to
Daniel Domene)</p><p>Yes, the twists and turns on this ride are so intense they may cause nausea and the need to question all you hold to be true!</p>
If there’s one thing that’s clear today it’s that Apple has been completely right in its smartphone strategy so far.
<p>Oh! Oh! Gosh, if only someone had tried to tell Business Insider that
for the past four years. What a tragedy. You know, there are those who engage in a destructive lifestyle and those who enable those who engage in a destructive lifestyle. Sure, the Macalope wrote possibly hundreds of columns telling
Business Insider’s Yarow and Henry Blodget how wrong they were, but did he drive over to their houses and stage an intervention? No he did not.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2461426/bizarro-insider.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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