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There are certain standard reactions that occur when Apple makes big announcements. The first is to explain how those announcements doom Apple (even if that explanation completely contradicts an argument you'd made previously). The second is to throw a bunch of religious references into your piece. Everyone loves those. The third is to just write some clickbait.</p><h2>Bigger. Bigger. Nope, too big.</h2>
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You guys. You guys. Hey, you guys. You're not going to believe this.
Business Insider has made an astonishing discovery. It turns out (turns out) that
larger phones are...</p><p>
Are you sitting down?</p><p>
...LARGER.</p><p>
I know, right? You'd think Apple would have checked into this before forcing the entirety of Punditland to scream "APPLE MUST MAKE A LARGER PHONE!" at them. Very inconsiderate of Apple.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2686298/standard-reactions.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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