A belief system: Hoping beyond hope for Apple to fail<article>
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Get out the seltzer bottles, shaving cream pies, and slide whistles because the
Forbes clown circus is coming to town and driving the car is Bert Dohmen.</p><p>
“Apple: Icon, Icahn Or iGone?” (indirect link and tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody)</p><p>
iPuns are the best puns! Other than every other kind of pun.</p>
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For an investor “market share” is very important.</p>
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Further proof that the
Wall Street Journal is printed with ink containing high levels of lead, mercury, and possibly a third yet-to-be-discovered element that will one day be known as Stupidium.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2859188/a-belief-system.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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A belief system: Hoping beyond hope for Apple to fail
