Air puppets: Apple punditry's tiresome trio<article>
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Dvorak. Enderle. Lyons. More logic has been lost in the triangle created by these three men than in all the unexplained plot holes in
The X-Files,
Lost and alt.starwarsstartrekcrossover.fanfic combined.</p><p>
We'll kick it off with John C. Dvorak. (The "C." is for "Clownish arguments". His parents just had a feeling.)</p><p>
Not even in
a piece lambasting Google's new Photos service (tip o' the antlers to
Elevated Equines) can Dvorak resist taking a nonsensical jab at Mac users because... well, why does a fish swim or a bird fly? Because they have an irrational hatred of the water and the air, that's why.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2932354/air-puppets-apple-punditrys-tiresome-trio.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Air puppets: Apple punditry's tiresome trio
