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Title: Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves Post by: HCK on December 20, 2015, 09:00:16 pm Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves
<article> <section class="page"> <p>Much like the mystics of old, Wall Street analysts have to make do with the portents that are available to them.</p><p>Thusly, the analysts have entered the sacred cave, huffed the sacred air (5 percent oxygen, 80 percent natural gas, 15 percent bat guano), read the innards of a small beast (in this case a caddy from a Westchester country club who recommended a 9 iron in a sand trap 10 feet from the green) and the Wall Street Journal brings us their dire warnings:</p><p>“Signs Point to Underwhelming iPhone Sales for Apple, Analysts Say.” (http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2015/12/17/signs-point-to-underwhelming-iphone-sales-for-apple-analysts-say/) (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody (http://twitter.com/jonyiveparody).)</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3017193/ios/ill-omens-over-reading-the-iphone-tea-leaves.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article> Source: Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves (http://www.macworld.com/article/3017193/ios/ill-omens-over-reading-the-iphone-tea-leaves.html#tk.rss_all) |