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Title: Schrödinger’s 5G: Apple is both late to and already killing us with it Post by: HCK on January 21, 2020, 04:05:13 pm Schrödinger’s 5G: Apple is both late to and already killing us with it
<article> <section class="page"> <p>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the non-binary gendered and the otherwise non-binary gendered, it’s time again for another episode of the new game show The Macalope just made up: Here’s What’s Hilarious!</p><p>If you’ve followed this column at all over the years… well, The Macalope would just like to formally apologize to you. It’s mostly a thinly-disguised series of butt jokes sold as somehow Apple-related. That’s what we here at Macalope Industries call “the special sauce”.</p><p>Not to be confused with the actual “special sauce” we put on the alfalfa burgers in the cafeteria. Which is really just Thousand Island dressing.</p><p>Sorry, chef Terry. Your secret is out.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3515041/schrodinger-s-5g-apple-is-both-late-to-and-already-killing-us-with-it.html#jump">To read this article in full, please click here[/url]</p></section></article> Source: Schrödinger’s 5G: Apple is both late to and already killing us with it (https://www.macworld.com/article/3515041/schrodinger-s-5g-apple-is-both-late-to-and-already-killing-us-with-it.html#tk.rss_all) |