Mo' problems: Apple Pay is DOA<article>
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A priest, a rabbi, and a longshoreman walk into a pharmacy and try to use Apple Pay. They all leave because it’s completely broken and, also, they realize they’re in the wrong joke. They’re supposed to be walking into a bar.</p><p>
Writing for
The Motley Fool, Jeremy Bowman says
”Apple Pay’s Problems Are Bigger Than You Think” (tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody).</p><p>
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE THE MACALOPE ALREADY THINKS THEY’RE SO BIG.</p>
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Apple Pay] has not benefited from the usual Cupertino halo effect.</p>
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It’s been six months and it hasn’t taken over the world yet? Stick a fork in it.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2906977/mo-problems-apple-pay-doa.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Mo' problems: Apple Pay is DOA
