Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves<article>
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<p>Much like the mystics of old, Wall Street analysts have to make do with the portents that are available to them.</p><p>Thusly, the analysts have entered the sacred cave, huffed the sacred air (5 percent oxygen, 80 percent natural gas, 15 percent bat guano), read the innards of a small beast (in this case a caddy from a Westchester country club who recommended a 9 iron in a sand trap 10 feet from the green) and the
Wall Street Journal brings us their dire warnings:</p><p>
“Signs Point to Underwhelming iPhone Sales for Apple, Analysts Say.” (Tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody.)</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3017193/ios/ill-omens-over-reading-the-iphone-tea-leaves.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Ill omens: Over-reading the iPhone tea leaves
