Chump change: Throwing Apple’s money around<article>
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It’s great that we have the Internet so that people have a place to post their ways for Apple to spend a metric butt-ton of money to solve other peoples’ problems.</p><p>
Writing for the html version of circus poodles jumping through little hoops that is
Business Insider, Matthew DeBord modestly suggests “Apple should buy Uber.” (Tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody.)</p><p>
Why not? How much could it be?</p>
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Conservatively, Uber's acquisition value would be something like $80 billion.</p>
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So, because it’s so reasonable, Apple should definitely not think twice about this and just go ahead and take the advice of
a guy who said the iPhone 5 would fail and then said
no, seriously, the iPhone 5 is really gonna fail. Why? Because…</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3081451/ios/chump-change-throwing-apple-s-money-around.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Chump change: Throwing Apple’s money around
