The impossible dream: Reviewing products that don't exist<article>
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<p>It is the technology punditry business's solemn promise to you that
every Apple product come pre-reviewed so that you know what a tremendous failure it will be. To that end, ZDNet's James Kendrick is here to tell you
"Why the iPad Pro will flop, if it's really coming." (Tip o' the antlers to
Neil Weinstock.)</p><p>You really don't even need to read the article. Well,
you don't because that's what the Macalope is here for. To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Apple analysis. Remember, he's getting
paid to do this, even if it's in alfalfa. There's no reason for you to do it.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2921040/the-impossible-dream-reviewing-products-that-dont-exist.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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The impossible dream: Reviewing products that don't exist
