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« on: January 27, 2022, 04:05:09 pm »

Razer Phone Cooler Chroma review: It enrages me that this even exists

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<div><div class="review-columns"><div class="review-column"><h3 class="review-subTitle" id="pros">Pros</h3><ul class="pros review-list"><li>Very effective at cooling your iPhone</li><li>Has RGB lights</li></ul></div><div class="review-column"><h3 class="review-subTitle" id="cons">Cons</h3><ul class="cons review-list"><li>Noisy</li><li>Expensive</li><li>Bulky to the point of hindering usability</li><li>Requires constant USB power</li><li>Doesn&rsquo;t charge your phone</li><li>Has RGB lights</li></ul></div></div></div><h3 class="review-subTitle review-subTitle--borderTop" id="our-verdict">Our Verdict</h3><p class="verdict">Not every product is for everybody, but this product is for nobody. It&rsquo;s at least well-built and does indeed cool your phone, but the laundry list of downsides should preclude anyone from even considering a purchase.</p>
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<p>We&rsquo;ve all been there. You&rsquo;re busy playing a game on your phone (right by a power outlet, of course) and you&rsquo;re thinking, &ldquo;How is anyone going to know I&rsquo;m a gamer if my phone isn&rsquo;t blasting RGB lighting out the back? How can I expect someone walking by to realize I&rsquo;ve spent hundreds of dollars on predatory micro-transactions and in-app purchases if my phone doesn&rsquo;t sound like a frickin&rsquo; jet engine?&rdquo;</p>



<p>Finally, you need suffer no longer. Razer has got your back&hellip;or rather, your iPhone&rsquo;s back, with its Phone Cooler Chroma. A product well-built but so ill-conceived on every level that it makes me mad just to know it exists. This is a solution in search of a problem; a product that is both expensive and useless. But don&rsquo;t worry, it also makes using your phone for anything at all a much worse experience, too!</p>



<h2 class="toc" id="does-your-phone-run-hot">Does your phone run hot?</h2>



<p>If you&rsquo;ve ever been using your iPhone and thought, &ldquo;Boy, it sure did get hot!&rdquo; then you might think a cooling device is the right answer. These days, phones mostly get hot when they charge rapidly, or sometimes during extended sessions playing high-end games. Simple games and everyday use really don&rsquo;t make your phone warm enough to want an external accessory to deal with it. Still, assuming you do want a thing to cool down your iPhone, this is not a good product.</p>



<p>Here&rsquo;s what the Razer Phone Cooler Chroma does: It attaches a massive puck-shaped cooler to the back of your iPhone via Magsafe, where it shines RGB lights and a small fan makes a ton of noise.</p>



<p>That&rsquo;s it. That&rsquo;s the product: A loud, bright, bulky, expensive, phone cooler. You might think that, since it attaches to the MagSafe magnets in your iPhone, it also acts as a wireless phone charger. It does not.</p>


<div class="extendedBlock-wrapper block-coreImage undefined"><figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" src="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1200" alt="Razer Phone Cooler Chroma" class="wp-image-563254" srcset="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all 4079w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 300w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 768w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=1200%2C800&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1200w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1536w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=2048%2C1365&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 2048w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=1240%2C826&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1240w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-gaming.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 150w" width="1200" height="800" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /><figcaption>Playing games with this big thing attached to the back, and the cable hanging off it, is an absolute chore.</figcaption></figure><p class="imageCredit">IDG</p></div>



<p>You also might think that it somehow runs off your phone&rsquo;s battery, or maybe has one of its own. It does not. You have to keep it plugged into a USB-C power cable, practically defeating the purpose of playing phone games. Razer includes a nice braided USB-A to USB-C power cable, but no power adaptor, so you&rsquo;ll have to supply your own.</p>



<p>The included cable is five feet long. You always play games on your phone within five feet of a power outlet, don&rsquo;t you? Oh and if you do want to charge your iPhone too, you&rsquo;ll have to plug in the Lightning port because this big &lsquo;ol fan is on the back prevents wireless charging. So you&rsquo;ll have two cables running to it. Just what every gamer wants!</p>



<h2 class="toc" id="loud-and-obnoxious">Loud and obnoxious</h2>



<p>I won&rsquo;t fault Razer for stuffing twelve RGB LEDs into this obnoxiously large puck-shaped cooler. That&rsquo;s sort of Razer&rsquo;s whole thing, and a part of gamer culture these days. The phone app that controls the device&rsquo;s RGB lights and fan speed is simple and effective.</p>


<div class="extendedBlock-wrapper block-coreImage undefined"><figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" src="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1200" alt="Razer Phone Cooler app" class="wp-image-563253" srcset="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all 3522w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?resize=300%2C216&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 300w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?resize=768%2C552&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 768w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?resize=1200%2C863&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1200w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?resize=1536%2C1104&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1536w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-phone-cooler-chroma-app.jpg?resize=2048%2C1472&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 2048w" width="1200" height="863" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /><figcaption>The app to control the fan and RGB lights is simple and effective.</figcaption></figure><p class="imageCredit">IDG</p></div>



<p>But the fan is a disaster. The specs claim a &ldquo;quiet 30dB noise profile&rdquo; but that must be a sound measurement from 2 meters away or something because this thing is loud. The 7-blade fan is tiny and has three settings: Auto, High, and Standard. The quietest setting (Auto) produced a shockingly loud whirr, and the small fan size results in a rather high pitch.</p>



<p>The fan noise drops off with distance, and you wouldn&rsquo;t hear too much from across the room, but maybe someone should have informed Razer that phones are handheld devices.</p>



<p>Or at least, they usually are, when you don&rsquo;t have a giant hockey puck stuck to the back of it. The Phone Cooler Chroma is so bulky that it makes your iPhone physically difficult to grip.</p>



<h2 class="toc" id="razer-should-be-ashamed-of-itself">Razer should be ashamed of itself</h2>



<p>I have owned and used multiple Razer products over the years, and while I find the design language a little too &ldquo;edgy for its own sake&rdquo; for my personal taste, I&rsquo;ve usually been impressed. Razer products generally work well, are built well, and do things customers really want.</p>


<div class="extendedBlock-wrapper block-coreImage undefined"><figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" src="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all&amp;w=1200" alt="Razer Phone Cooler Chroma" class="wp-image-563252" srcset="https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?quality=50&amp;strip=all 3308w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 300w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 768w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=1200%2C800&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1200w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1536w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=2048%2C1366&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 2048w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=1240%2C826&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 1240w, https://b2c-contenthub.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/razer-chroma-cooler-portrait.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;quality=50&amp;strip=all 150w" width="1200" height="800" sizes="(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px" /><figcaption>The huge fan gets in the way of your grip in any orientation.</figcaption></figure><p class="imageCredit">IDG</p></div>



<p>Razer should be ashamed to have their brand associated with this shameless cash grab. It certainly does make your iPhone cool&mdash;cold, even!&mdash;though that doesn&rsquo;t seem to be a top-ten concern among mobile gamers. But everything else about it is a disaster.</p>



<p>It makes your handheld device hard to hold.
It makes your silent device disturbingly noisy.
It makes your unobtrusive device bright.
It makes your wireless device wired.
It requires a power adapter that it doesn&rsquo;t come with.</p>



<p>Oh, and all this for only $60. If my phone came with one of these attached, I&rsquo;d pay $60 to have someone remove it!</p>



<p>The Razer Phone Cooler Chroma does indeed cool your phone, but its plug requirement, bulk, noise, price, and confounding lack of phone charging capability make it a product where you&rsquo;re paying through the nose to making playing games (or doing anything else) on your iPhone worse. It&rsquo;s almost impressive, in a late-stage capitalism &ldquo;people will buy anything&rdquo; sort of way.</p>
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