Revisionist history: Apple chastised for not sticking it to customers<article>
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What did we used to do before
Forbes? Whatever it was, even if it was writing overwrought poetry in the freezing cold by candlelight shortly before
dying of tuberculosis, the Macalope is nostalgic for those times.</p><p>
Writing for
Forbes Jay McGregor warns:</p><p>
“Don’t Get Too Excited About The iPhone 7” (indirect link)</p><p>
Uhhh, OK. Kinda easy since the next iPhone (whether it has a 7 or some “s” variation stapled to its name) is at least 10 months away and the Macalope is still enjoying his iPhone 6. Really, other than that
Star Wars trailer, the horny one doesn’t get too excited about things that are longer away than you could conceive and birth a human baby.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2860763/revisionist-history.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Revisionist history: Apple chastised for not sticking it to customers
