Small phone blues: Wondering if the rumors are true<article>
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<p>Buckle up, buttercups, because The Macalope is about to apply the tin foil to the antlers and dive Mac-head first into iPhone SE 2 rumors!</p><p>If you believe these rumors… well, if you believe these rumors, please seek professional help.</p><p>You know what? Even if you don’t believe these rumors, seek professional help. We’re all just trying to get through this thing called life and there’s no shame in asking for some help.</p><p>[rainbow and theme song]</p><p>Anyway, if you believe these rumors, we could get not one but
two smaller phones this year. Yes, this is how they get The Macalope for holding on to his iPhone SE for four years, they coax him into maybe buying two phones this year.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3513996/small-phone-blues-wondering-if-the-rumors-are-true.html#jump">To read this article in full, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Small phone blues: Wondering if the rumors are true
