Resolved: Criticize Apple for things that actually matter<article>
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<p>Welcome to January, the time when we heartily resolve to make big changes to how we do things in the coming year! Ah, January. Hopeful January. If only you weren’t followed immediately by Oh, God, So Tired Already February and Screw It, We’re Going Back To The Way We’ve Always Done Things March.</p><p>Despite not being much of a believer in making New Years resolutions for himself, you probably won’t be surprised to hear that the Macalope has some for pundits.</p><p>Haha. “Some.”</p><p>Frankly, there are too many to list. Stop repeating the same tired stories that never amount to anything. Stop quoting trolls who get paid by Apple competitors. Stop eating paste. Don’t lick the flag pole in the middle of winter. So many suggestions. And all free. It’s a wonder they won’t take them.</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/3602553/resolved-criticize-apple-for-things-that-actually-matter.html#jump">To read this article in full, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Resolved: Criticize Apple for things that actually matter
