Lenovo G550 Genuine noob hackintosh question

Hey, genuine noob of hackintosh installations, updates, files methods/anything, litterally.
Wandering what is the easiest and most easily tweaked/fixed installation method for a fully working OSX boot option on a lenovo g550, with the pentium4 t4400, 4gb ram, .5Tb hard disk, Windows 7 and ubuntu 11, broadcom wifi chip.

Any help would be apreciated (i enjoy the good troll but if you have no constructive help or advice please keep it short) and yes, i searched the site to find nothing regarding lenovo laptops.
Thanks, Dwoodsky