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<p>It is not true that becoming a Wall Street analyst drives you insane. Most of them were insane long before they graduated from college, got a house in Greenwich, CT, and went to work writing ridiculous stuff about Apple. Correlation is not always causation, people.</p><h2>Two angles of dumb</h2>
<p>Every six months, Piper Jaffray’s Gene Munster takes time off from praying and offering ritual sacrifices to the old gods in return for an Apple television and instead bugs a whole bunch of high school kids. Once again, the results are Apple-friendly.</p><p>“Survey: More Teens Are Buying iPhones, And Craving An iWatch” (It’s
Forbes so no link).</p><p>Which is useful information, because now we can gauge how teens react to things about which they know nothing. Turns out they
crave things about which they know nothing!</p><p class="jumpTag"><a href="/article/2142566/analysts-say-the-craziest-things.html#jump">To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here[/url]</p></section></article>
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Analysts say the craziest things
