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You will not be surprised to learn that the Applefail train rolls merrily along.</p><p>
“Apple Overtaken by Google in Yet Another Category” writes The Motley Fool’s Sam Mattera. (No link because of Mattera’s repeat offender status, but tip o’ the antlers to
@JonyIveParody.)</p><p>
ZOMGurrd, the Macalope didn’t realize there were any left!</p><p>
Note that Mattera never actually says what all the other categories are.</p>
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Apple’s brand isn’t what it used to be.</p>
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You mean compared to 1996? Yeah, it’s a heck of a lot better.</p><p>
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